Attention, all YAML fans

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Attention, all YAML fans! You might want to know I couldn’t bear this
shameful
omission, and added a YAML representation of having two cows to
demonstrate
just how more readable and concise it is than both XML variants on

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows#Category_Five:_You_Have_More_Than_Two_Programming_Languages

Feel free to make tweaks to my rather rudimentary code. The world has to
know!

David V.
I’m really, really sorry