# TeensyMUD 2.7 released - Baby Got Back! **URL:** \ **Category:** Ruby\ **Created:** [January 21, 2006, 10:02pm UTC](https://www.ruby-forum.com/t/teensymud-2-7-released-baby-got-back/95933 "2006-01-21T22:02:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jon\_ASLambert](https://www.ruby-forum.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/j/f08c70/32.png) [@Jon\_ASLambert](https://www.ruby-forum.com/u/Jon_ASLambert)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2006, 10:02pm UTC](https://www.ruby-forum.com/t/teensymud-2-7-released-baby-got-back/95933/1 "2006-01-21T22:02:24Z")
TeensyMUD 2.7 released - Baby Got Back! TeensyMud the original only ruby mud with smoking hot T&A action just got Back. You’re going ta want to get wit’ it. ----- Introducing TURDS ----- Tyche’s Unary relationship Database System is a implementation of unary relationship technology. No not relational technology, _relationship_ technology. Once again I have simplified the complex into trivial simple pabulum. TURDS was inspired by the performances of Rick Moranis and Sigorny Weaver in the timeless classic drama Ghostbusters which illustrates the primal unary relationship in metaphor. Yes, the Keymaster and the Gatekeeper. Like Romeo and Juliet, Troilus and Cressida, Helen and Paris, Tyche and Galadriel, etcetera, TURDS translates all relationships into male-female pairs. With TURDS you can now use YAML, DBM, GDBM, and SDBM transparently on the ass end of your TeensyMud server. SQL support coming soon. TURDS only supports heterogeneous data. For male-male and female-female data support you’ll have to use queer relationship technology. ----- CRAP support ----- TURDS is front ended with the Cached Random Access Portal. CRAP is an object level cacheing mechanism that enables you to use large TURDS without keeping a lot of shit in memory as CRAP regularly flushes it. Just for example I was able to convert stock ROM into TURDS and run the server only using 1.5MB of mud data in memory thanks to CRAP. ------ Introducing FECES ------ The Functionally Enhanced Configuration Environment System allows you to completely customize your TeensyMud server by using a single global configuration file. Got information that varies from run to run, throw FECES at the problem. I usually end up doing this anyway. ----- Much More ----- The NOSY logger now has Class level logging. You can snoop on classes that are misbehaving and punish them accordingly. Good stuff. See the changelogs… * * * Some have complained that I have an unhealthy fixation with the back end of mud servers. I can’t deny it. I’ll be devoting more attention to the front end of the server in the next release… The working secret code name for the next release is HOOTERS. Get wit’ it now at… [http://teensymud.kicks-ass.org](http://teensymud.kicks-ass.org) * * * Tyche - putting the FU in Ruby